Author: Dave

A Heathen Tradition Became Mediocre (AHTBM)

The guys a PENTABIKE.NET are not really smart enough to place words on paper too frequently let alone on an electronic device for mass publication, but once in a while we can muster up enough energy to install new ribbon on our typewriters, dust off the encyclopedias and and get the job done. Having gone […]

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Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one.

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Taxation Reclamation Sale

You don’t pay taxes – they take your money. Reclaim your liberty by way of our debauchery devices! ON SALE NOW!!  SALE ENDS – APRIL 30th

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Who do they think they are fooling?

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VERNAL EQUINOX HEADWEAR SALE

The cattle are like their master, but you don’t have to be. Dress your head instead. 1 Classic Beanie 1 Old School TRKR hat $24.00 for both. Check our online shop now @ www.pentabike.net

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An immediate realization of sudden monotony and fatigue.

I feel shame, not for the wrong things I have done, but for the right things that I have failed to do.   

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Machine Sex / the making of the HandleBar MustStash and Side-Car

Put something black in your hole before someone else does. -PENTABIKE.NET-      

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Closing Ceremony

   

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A bombastic improvisation in misery.

I’ll never kiss a Gun Street girl again.  

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KNOW the SYSTEM. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS

As your system provider I am here to inform you. Do not fight.  It only makes it worse. Place your orders now. Before our orders place you.  

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